Why does she gotta “ got this” after pitching the entire game and only giving up one run? It sounds like no one on that team can hit. Run your mouth some more, Toe.
Yeah, Dottie failed, but this isn’t really karma or anything. She apparently pitched great, and that was what was expected from her. Nobody else did jack squat at the plate either, she just happened to make the last out. And speaking of out, a replay of this final at bat just came out, and it features audio from the umpire’s hidden microphone. You can only see it at Mopped Up Thorp.
“…yeah, get me the Jersey Mike’s Vegan Special but tell ‘em don’t let Jami Thorp make the delivery. He slobbered all over the apple chips the last time and I had to pitch ‘em to the raccoons in the woods.”
Johnny Q Premium Member about 1 month ago
“I should get four strikes because I’m a girl!”—Lucy
Klubble about 1 month ago
Guess she didn’t “got this.”
Jacob Mattingly about 1 month ago
… how is the final score 1? I’m not asking incrediuously, entirley, I dont’ follow baseball. But ther’es 9 innings. How did they get ZERO points.
Gil-doh! about 1 month ago
I guess Dotty needed that sub after all.
Gil-doh! about 1 month ago
Whigs has really been getting into big balls this week. Just sayin’…
Charks about 1 month ago
Pitchers are ahead of hitters early in season.
KazDojo about 1 month ago
Fistpump Ump making the family proud.
tractorguy99 about 1 month ago
She even strikes out pretty.
Irish53 about 1 month ago
Why does she gotta “ got this” after pitching the entire game and only giving up one run? It sounds like no one on that team can hit. Run your mouth some more, Toe.
huskiecoach about 1 month ago
Fire the hitting coach.
LtPowers about 1 month ago
Wow, she didn’t even foul one off?
bearwku82 about 1 month ago
P1- Who plays fast pitch softball trying to hit with a fungo bat? Welcoming failure.
P3- Never seen an umpire wear a glove, a white glove at that. Somewhere, Michael Jackson is smiling. TEE HEE!
smoore47 about 1 month ago
Dorothy needed to be brought back to earth. She’s gotten a bit full of herself.
Irish53 about 1 month ago
And why does the winning score always get announced last? I thought that Moon was supposed to be sober.
James St. John Smythe about 1 month ago
Pack it in ‘Larks softball fans, this season’s over.
artegal about 1 month ago
Her new nickname: “Mighty Casey.”
lemonbaskt about 1 month ago
fire cami and hire jun jun she will at least make sure they have clean uniforms
lemonbaskt about 1 month ago
who thought something different would happen after strike two ?
lemonbaskt about 1 month ago
does inma wear her hibjib in team shower ?
lemonbaskt about 1 month ago
after the game keri cleans dotty up with some irish spring
metals24 about 1 month ago
The final score should read Valley Girls 1, Mudlarks 0.
Mopman about 1 month ago
Yeah, Dottie failed, but this isn’t really karma or anything. She apparently pitched great, and that was what was expected from her. Nobody else did jack squat at the plate either, she just happened to make the last out. And speaking of out, a replay of this final at bat just came out, and it features audio from the umpire’s hidden microphone. You can only see it at Mopped Up Thorp.
moppedupthorp wordpress com/2024/04/19/rough-umpire/
jslabotnik about 1 month ago
I believe it was Mike Tyson who said “Smelling pretty doesn’t help you against the 70mph rising softball”
huskiecoach about 1 month ago
Can we have one day of the “new” Gil Thorp with no errors relative to how contests are actually played or those who participate in them?
tdrewhardin about 1 month ago
Another Groucho Marx zapper
“…yeah, get me the Jersey Mike’s Vegan Special but tell ‘em don’t let Jami Thorp make the delivery. He slobbered all over the apple chips the last time and I had to pitch ‘em to the raccoons in the woods.”