Berle speaking about “being right” – OH NO!!!!!!
Todd, the correct answer is to quote Einstein, “my God is the God of Spinoza”.
Is he chaperoning siblings?
What business is it to you, Mr. Grumpy Goatee?
No, you’re not, Berle!
“Well, tell me who your Lord and Savior is, then I’ll tell you my relationship.” I mean, you never know who they believe in…
Half right…..Todd is going to need therapy after this. But keep shoving food in your face Todd….it’s impolite to talk with your mouth full!
Your lord and savior is not someone I am interested in knowing. I have read his book and he doesn’t seem like that nice of a guy. And the stuff his dad did, just horrible. Are you sure that god is the good guy?
“Second cousin twice removed (once for farting in church and once for questioning the pastor mid sermon).”
If they insist on a chaperone at a family meal, that’s exactly the conversation.
“Sorry. I’m just here for the food.”
“I’m sorry, but the terms of my parole do not allow me to discuss that with you.”
Just tell them that your favorite movie is “Beetlejuice”!
“We’re just friends.”
Is it a coincidence he is eating peas, on earth?
Relationship question: “Distant”
“Lord and Savior . . . ? Oh, him — you mean that nice Jewish boy who went into his father’s business!”
“Explain your relationship with our Lord and Savior!”
Nothing! Really, I swear, I never touched her.
Only proper answer is, “personal and private”.
I have started asking spam callers if they have accepted J C into their heart as their personal lord and savior. Response is usually “click”
seanfear 25 days ago
Berle speaking about “being right” – OH NO!!!!!!
Julius Marold Premium Member 25 days ago
Todd, the correct answer is to quote Einstein, “my God is the God of Spinoza”.
Darth Stevious 25 days ago
Is he chaperoning siblings?
HarryLime Premium Member 25 days ago
What business is it to you, Mr. Grumpy Goatee?
ladykat 25 days ago
No, you’re not, Berle!
Robert Miller Premium Member 24 days ago
“Well, tell me who your Lord and Savior is, then I’ll tell you my relationship.” I mean, you never know who they believe in…
Vet Premium Member 24 days ago
Half right…..Todd is going to need therapy after this. But keep shoving food in your face Todd….it’s impolite to talk with your mouth full!
edge32 24 days ago
Your lord and savior is not someone I am interested in knowing. I have read his book and he doesn’t seem like that nice of a guy. And the stuff his dad did, just horrible. Are you sure that god is the good guy?
P51Strega 24 days ago
“Second cousin twice removed (once for farting in church and once for questioning the pastor mid sermon).”
gustoons Premium Member 24 days ago
If they insist on a chaperone at a family meal, that’s exactly the conversation.
well-i-never 24 days ago
“Sorry. I’m just here for the food.”
CoffeeBob Premium Member 24 days ago
“I’m sorry, but the terms of my parole do not allow me to discuss that with you.”
denirwin Premium Member 24 days ago
Just tell them that your favorite movie is “Beetlejuice”!
mistercatworks 24 days ago
“We’re just friends.”
6turtle9 24 days ago
Is it a coincidence he is eating peas, on earth?
willie_mctell 24 days ago
Relationship question: “Distant”
paullp Premium Member 24 days ago
“Lord and Savior . . . ? Oh, him — you mean that nice Jewish boy who went into his father’s business!”
P51Strega 24 days ago
“Explain your relationship with our Lord and Savior!”
Nothing! Really, I swear, I never touched her.
sikeli 24 days ago
Only proper answer is, “personal and private”.
miztrniceguy 24 days ago
I have started asking spam callers if they have accepted J C into their heart as their personal lord and savior. Response is usually “click”