Citizen Dog by Mark O'Hare for June 21, 2013

Yeah, it’s late here, and all I’ve got is the same fishy jokes I used yesterday…. Next!

Well, it does appear that he’s trying to reel them in.

Good Morning, cleo, sugar, Fellow Baby & the rest of the CD gang!

@ JP Steve

Here’s your replacement card:Don’t lose it!

(Attention, CDers!!

Today is the last day that replacement membership cards will be available free of charge. Thereafter, there will be a nominal fee attached. The office will be open until 5 pm eastern.)

Stel ol’ Bel, you are a real card! one off handed comment and we have people standing in line for CD cards. btw, I wonder if anyone noticed that you have different, sequential numbers for each card issued.I must say, well done!now, if a congressional investigation asks me if I am now or have ever been a member of the CD gang, I will have to answer in the affirmative (or for my own safety and reputation, I might just plead the fifth)

Dry, hey, we were both wrong…..didn’t see one troll (well, except for me!) in yesterday’s CD….since we all usually gang up on them, maybe now when a troll happens across this comment section, they slink away looking for more attractive and receptive trolling grounds (leaving a slime of troll goo trailing behind them)

Happy Happy happy!…..I am genuinely glad you are happy happy happy….can’t be a gloomy Gus for long, it’s bad for your health.still envy where you live, and would love to live there, but it doesn’t seem financially feasible (unless I hold up a bank—)I am now in the process of decision making. House hunting in the non-desert areas of Arizona, notably the Prescott or Overgaard areas where there is change of season, which I’ve grown accustomed to in my old age. I can’t believe I am actually considering leaving the shadows of the Indy racetrack that I have lived near for sixty plus years but , there comes a time……..

hey Stel, you ever try to hold up a bank?you can, but not for long; you wouldn’t believe how heavy they are

hm, I don’t suppose that innocent comment would conjure up an image of Fergus holding up a bank, figuratively or literally…..nah. that could NEVER happen.

StelBel, those jokes were canned to maintain freshness.

The problem with politicians is that they carp about this countries problems but they behave like a fish out of water when it comes to solving them.

Good morning Fellow Baby, cleo, sugie and all the fish out of water gathered here today! (I know, that made no sense! Oh well!)

Where’s my card Stel? Hmm?

nighthawks, Troll slime is almost as bad as slug slime! :-D

You’re all set now, I.M. !!

Good Morning Grog, Dry & CDers both old and new.

The trouble with this strip is that I’m hungry after I read it. Now I’m looking for a nice plate of salmon or trout :-P

Fish need conditioner?Fish got hair!

Thank ya’, mam’! Now I will still have a permanent record when I change my avatar again! Of course, I will need a new card too I suppose! LOL!

Cards, Fellow Baby? We don’t need no stinkin’ I.D. cards!

I just had to say that.

How about this for an avatar…

I like it Happy!

I know, Fellow Baby, you just couldn’t help yourself! LOL!

See, StelBel? Sealed for freshness.

It reminds me of an old Peanuts special. Lucy sprays the air and music comes out of the can. She says, “Beethoven now comes in spray cans.”

I’ve scaled my comments back for this fishy strip.Well done StelBel, on preserving potentially stinky jokes.(Do I get my card now? Pretty please, with brown sugar on it?)

Grog, I’ll bet Schroeder hit her on the head with that can!

Hi Dry, sugie, happy x 3 and nighthawks and others too numerous to mention.

The new Sleepytown Beagles is up.

i tried to upload my old Thumper avatar, but it does not look right to me. How does it look to you guys?

Shika, I replied to your comment on OB.

StelBel, Hey, I never got a card! Help me out!

WoodEye

And that’s why I’m waiting until I can change mine….in about a half hour hopefully.

OK, I’m ready for my photo shoot, StelBel.

Much faster, StelBel. Thank you!

Thank you!I saved it!

I’ve saved mine to my computer too. I’m glad it’s good for 2 years.

You’re all very welcome!! I’ll do a few more tomorrow if anyone else is interested, such as Sugie, Cleo or Perkycat. And, whatever happened to JKiss ? Hasn’t been around in awhile….

Good night, everybody! See you tomorrow

Good night, StelBel

Night lady.I’m going back to work for a couple of hours soon. See who ever is still around, then.

I’ve been fighting to keep my eyes open since I got home, Happy. It’s unlikely I’ll be around when you get back.

Grog? Are you asleep already?Good Night Grog!Good Night Citizen’s of Dog and fishy campaigners.

Refresh, Shika

Oh, well. Good night.

It’s only 4:30 here @Stel, will you upgrade my card tomorrow? Thank in advance.

Slap an S onto Thank!

I’m home.Anyone still up?

Oh well, guess I wasn’t missed, so goodnight.