If he can’t see himself, how does he even know what he looks like? And why sleep in a coffin? Why not change into a bat and roost in a cave ‘till nightfall? The peasants with the pitchforks and stakes would never find him there! These are the questions that keep me awake in the wee hours of the night….
“The peasants with the pitchforks” - sounds like a Danny Kaye movie - “with the brew that is true”. Right, yyyguy?
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
I dunno; I guess combing without being able to use a mirror is kind of iffy….
margueritem over 14 years ago
Bryl Cream, a little dab’ll do ya…..
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I got smoker’s coffin
zero over 14 years ago
excellent vampire lore catch Sisyphos!
MotherOfMoses over 14 years ago
He must be interviewing for a job at a blood bank.
bald over 14 years ago
whew !!!!!!! i guess i won’t have thy problem
Ushindi over 14 years ago
If he can’t see himself, how does he even know what he looks like? And why sleep in a coffin? Why not change into a bat and roost in a cave ‘till nightfall? The peasants with the pitchforks and stakes would never find him there! These are the questions that keep me awake in the wee hours of the night….
“The peasants with the pitchforks” - sounds like a Danny Kaye movie - “with the brew that is true”. Right, yyyguy?