Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 08, 2003

Transcript:

Poncho: So, Gus, can Poo Poo and I count on your vote for alpha male? Gus: You can't get voted in. The alpha male position is assumed through a complex series of posturings involving vitality, courage and dominance. Poncho: There's a cookie in it for you. Gus: If you can get me a fake beard I'll vote twice.