Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 04, 2008
Transcript:
"Morning, sir.. we had some fire in the green zone this morning, sir." "The green zone? What's the green zone?" "The front lawn, sir. But no worries, sir. I squeezed off a couple R.P.G.'s and neutralized the threat, sir." "Who did you neutralize?" "Me have had better days."
cfrosenlof over 10 years ago
No comments? Really? I thought this was hilarious!
WhoCraftian about 10 years ago
Larry’s hide is invulnerable. He has blown up many times, yet he is only covered in ash.
comicsnerd74 about 9 years ago
Does that add one to “dead crocs?”
alluradedendra over 8 years ago
Guard duck was due for a valid engagement target.
tigre1again over 7 years ago
And now, all quiet on the front Green Zone Front. The Back Green Zone Front, however, could use preponderant patrolling.
Mr.Funny Pages almost 7 years ago
This means LARRY CAN NEVER DIE PROOF HE WOULD NOT DIE IN FUTURE STRIPS
DarthRevan almost 6 years ago
Don’t mess with guard duck, kid.
Schadenfreude over 4 years ago
E
Squirrel Chaser almost 2 years ago
0 deaths