Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 22, 2010

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Eddie says, "So, Larry, you enjoying the job so far?... For me, it's just a way to make a few extra bucks during the holidays." Larry says, "Ha ha ha. You jokes so funny, elf." Eddie says, "Hey, Larry, my name's Eddie. You can stop calling me 'elf.'" Larry says, "Oh, yes, yes... whuh great frend you ees, Eddy Elf. Hey, you want to be better frends? Mebbe meet somewhere like reemote swamp?" Eddie says, "I think I'll go back to work now, Larry." Larry says, "Whoa. Now me has toofache. Mind taking close look, elf?"