Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 25, 2002

Transcript:

"What happened to Pig?" "He got hit by the ice cream truck. Happens every Sunday." "Every Sunday? Why?" "When he hears that ice cream truck music, he just goes nuts and charges into the street." "Doesn't the driver stop?" "Pepe?...Oh, he used to, but it took a real toll on hs brakes." "...So now he just hits him and tosses out a fudgie pop for him when he wakes up." "Where's the fudgie pop?" "It gets stolen by Roland, the fat kid down the block." "Dumb pig." "So why's that stupid pig keep doing it?" "Because when he wakes up, I tell him he won the Super Bowl." "OOoooooohhhhhhhhh..." "We're number one!!! We're number one!!" "I'm still hungry."