Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 20, 2003

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"Thanks for coming over, Pig." "My pleasure, Katy....How are things?" "Oh, I can't complain....I mean, the living arrangements are a little cramped, but what are you gonna do?" "Can I get you something t drink?" "No, thanks, I'm okay...Hey, how's Victor?" "Oh, I thought you knew....Victor moved out, and he took the kids, too." "Took the kids?" "Yeah, he said this was no place to raise children...Now it's a messy custody battle." "I had no idea." "Yeah, well, I'd rather not discuss it...It's all pretty painful..." "Listen, if you don't mind waiting, I'd love to talk more after the show." "I'd like that." "Okay...Hang on." "Where were we."