Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 11, 2011

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    Sounds like a job for…The Exorcist!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 12 years ago

    THIS SIDE UP

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    The Old Wolf  over 12 years ago

    Love the Manneken Pis postcards. Very interesting was the liberal translations, or rather English re-writes.

    Literal translation from the French:

    1: What a troubling sight!2: To see such things at my age!3: Everything that’s small and nice.4: (Accurate translation)5: boches = Krauts6: (… to pee in the air with.)

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    grapfhics  over 12 years ago

    How often do you expel them?

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    post hoc Premium Member over 12 years ago

    The “Magic Table” is a simple application of binary (base 2) arithmetic. The top number in each column is a power of 2: 2^0 = 1 2^1 = 2 2^2 = 4 2^3 = 8 2^4 = 16 2^5 = 32 The other numbers are arranged so they appear under the 2^n columns needed for the addition to work. With 6 columns you can represent all integers from 1 to 63 (2^6 – 1). With one more column, you can set up a table to go up to 127 but you would need 64 lines. On a related topic, after seeing this sequence on a vanity license plate I inferred the owner’s occupation (computer geek of some sort) and amatory interests: 1000101

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    lunchtimelooker  over 12 years ago

    I was under the impression that a magic table was always full of food.

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    That’s the reason I’d rather have an airpopper for popcorn. Do they still carry them anywhere?

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    pogodog7  over 12 years ago

    I think I know that Demon.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  over 12 years ago

    Yesterday, I unthinkingly put an ALUMINUM travel mug full of coffee in my microwave. The rubber handle caught fire. The whole house smelled like burning rubber.

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    JackParsons  over 12 years ago

    How To Distinguish Death (from the blog)- Fear of being buried alive and waking up was very very common in the late 1800s. Probably it was all Edgar Allen Poe’s fault. This is why Bell (co)-invented the phone: you could have something to yell into when you woke up.

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