Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 03, 1997

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Everyone's FAVORITE singin' cowboy!! "SLIM" STUBBY! Slim: Dag-nab it! I haven't had a hit record in YEARS! man: You know what your problem is, Slim? You're aiming for the WRONG AUDIENCE! Stop trying to appeal to the young people! YOUR fans are the OLD-TIMERS! The boys and I have written a new song that's tailor-made for listeners of YOUR generation! Slim: "I Put In My Teeth; She Ripped Out My Heart." man: Okay, boys! A-one and A-two!...