Pat Oliphant for December 07, 2011

Funny how the s**t only seems to stick to the Republicans. Must be because the press is biased. Oh no that can’t be it is just free speech as long as it is THEIR, the liberals, free speech.

PRESIDENT Barack Obama does what? points and laughs

snort Wow. Really?? You really believe that? points and laughs

“On command of”…yeh, I think Trump was in the position of being a richer Orly Taitz, too crazy to stop; but being the final straw in a long string of crazy is not exactly a ringing endorsement. Aside from that, Trump is a chronic liar (and a bully) with a long history of bankruptcies, so in terms of credibility, he has nothing that would allow him to overcome that hair.

Bachmann can’t find support outside of Iowa. Why is she still running?

No. Septic. What happened was, Obama gaveTrump and the rest of the birther nuts lots and LOTS of nice rope…and then pulled it tight. It was a sweet move, made Trump look like the complete fool that he is, and completely destroyed his credibility

Don’t think so? Then why half are the Repub candidates are telling The Donald to get lost, they’d rather have a root canal tham him as a debate moderator?

people learned: having an almost-black president was bad enough—they don’t want the real deal. let’s try a psychopathic liar woman next, for giggles….

besides: a black politician on the party that’s trying to get rid of the welfare free-ride is just plain wrong.

Is this part of a new game, Wack A GOP?

For a second there I thought this was gonna be a hot dog joke.

Actually, the certificate was produced years ago. Only a moron would question it, but then the world is full of morons. There has to be a conspiracy here somewhere…

I ALMOST feel sorry for Sonny and ScepticalCal and all the other paid Republican operatives on these pages. They’ve been given an impossible task; ie, argue that any of these clowns have even one iota of credibility in a situation in which the leader of the most powerful nation/state in the history of the world is to be chosen. They try to confuse and misdirect and obfuscate, and, to give them credit, sometimes they even succeed in keeping us busy arguing about side issues that don’t matter at all. The truth is (like LynneB says above) that the republicans are just “specializing in bats**t crazy” and that it’s all meant to disguise the real Class Warfare being waged against the working class by the new psychotic corporate robber barons. It won’t work. The OWS movement is the beginning of the end of this corporate coup d’etat and Barack Obama will win again in 2012 and operate for 4 years with a mandate from the people to REALLY clean up the mess the Republicans have made.

There is no alternative for obama.

To the ‘toon; you can’t make this shite up, and thanks to this cartoonist’s dream of a candidate list, you don’t have to!!

I saw the President’s recent geographic error on ABC News. Did they stop being Liberal?

Michelle who?

Howie still misssin’ that there great recession that started in 2008. Obama is still dealing with the fallout handed him, and not so badly, given the working conditions.

When the clerics claim allah and mohammad speak to them, they are revered as Gods, when Republicans listen to their conscience, they are called loony.

tigger: Saddam Hussein also “suspended” his run.

Here comes Mrs. Pray-Away-The-Gay to save us all from …….???

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember a rightie who kept crowing that us libs were all gonna be, "out on the ledges’ the day after election day, ( It all started when McCain chose Caribou Barnie as his running mate)

We never let him forget that comment.

You won’t be allowed to forget yours, either, if you turn out to be as wrong as he was.

And the way things are looking right now, church-mouse,…well, let’s just say, you might want to start polishing up that ‘victim act’ of yours.

You’re gonna be needing it.

I cannot help but note, church, how often you wish death to your fellow citizens.