Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for December 26, 2011

Let’s hope Gil follows June Cleaver’s advice and he’s not to rough on the Beavers.

The new tatoo must be throwing off his balance. Looks like that ball is going into the bottom of the net (from the wrong side).

P1: Does Gil always use player’s full names when calling them? Also looks like Gil is threatening Ric with a knuckle sandwich if he fails him. Or he’s pissed that Ric is flirting with him with that smile and wink.P2: So Gil is gambling on another early season loss by throwing in an underclassman? Doesn’t he know this season he has a chance to win it all?P3: Where do I buy nets that are solid like that?

I bet Mr. Mohawk has a set of sleeves that put Kitten’s to shame. I guess Gil got over Parker’s tat.

The mo-hawked Beaver looks like Spider from Rex Morgan M.D.

Body part alert. P3 Devore not only has an attenuated pinky, but the rest of his kingers appear blunted, and he is now missing his thumb. Also the Putnam Mohawk appears to be holding a spike syringe. Ready to slip the Milf boys a Mickey Finn?

I mean’t to spell it f-i-n-g-e-r.

Devore is the Chris Paul-like late addition that’s going to take this franchise to a new level.

Oops. B-o-w-e-n. Residual Christmas cheer operating. OMG, two players with mutations. The aliens from the football story are encroaching on hoops. Maybe there will be a Gil Series on the Sci-Fi Channel.

@WallyCuppaJoeActually, I thought that that was Spider at first. Now that he’s been declared persona non gratis at Rex Morgan’s place, he may be looking for another comic to terrorize. Look out, Gil!