Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 24, 2012

There are things I won’t cook at home because they’re not easy to prepare. Also, I don’t like it when my food’s still squirming on the plate.

If the Ju-Ju and meant us not to eat peopleHe wouldn’t have made them of meat. (Flanders and Swann)

WARNING – this comic strip may contain scenes of in-tents violence

Faces on the rocks around the site of the campfire. I’ll save the others for others to find and callBears, Borg, no matter. Resistance is futile.

If it were easy, they’d never eat people?

Mommy! Tell the trees to stop looking at me!

Those trees look so lifelike, they must be Ents.

um, i know this guy, he’s got a 460 smith & wesson.

“and don’t play with your food”. BTW file the front sight off your pistol (the old 44 mag) so it won’t hurt as bad when the grizzly shoves it where the sun don’t shine.

Is it true you can stop a bear from attacking you by banging twoo rocks together in its face? I saw this happening on an episode of the Waltons once.

Faces in bear fur, bushes, ground.

I like your avatar Doc! A gorgeous feline.

It is not fair when bears can do things I can’t do.