Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 25, 2012

Look at your money…Eye get it…

Another dishonest contractor. Egypt him.

I had a similar problem just today – taking apart and cleaning a set of my son’s Legos, then reassembling them – and having 2 parts left over.

The Eye of Horus was closed on this day. Oh well… makes it easier for the Tomb Raiders to get in.

Shut the window mummy, I feel a draft.

Woman at a dinner party tried to say the pyramids were beyond humans – they must have had alien help. Turns to me and asks how I thought they were made. Told her: From the bottom up.

At the last minute, the client demanded a skylight.

Where is FA today? Doesn’t seem to be posted.

It lets out the evil spirits. Or the person inside is afraid of the dark.

I could say that it was union built, but I’d probably get a lot of flack for it. :-P

I can’t decode the heiroglyphics.

love the directional arrows!

Besides, the piece is a little too squared off on all sides to fit. Fun bunch of comments. Thanx Wiley et al!

Eye means see; bird means bird; omega means end; So far that transcribes as “See birds at the end.” The -B simply means there is a -A part around there somewhere. So he forgot to put in one half of the only window. Simple!

…said the guy in charge of the docks

Ikea pyramids…you always have extra pieces left over after you finish building them…

Have to take a stab at it:Omega is the uppercase Greek letter for “o.” “B” simply means :base."Eye Flying Over Base.

But they don’t raise the property tax until the building is finished.

Ibis before egret, except after cormorant!! Of course the real reason for the skylight is to reduce the electric bill.

I like this fun website where you can type your message in heiroglyphs.http://www.eyelid.co.uk/hieroglyphic-typewriter.html

BTW, all you guys who were complaining yesterday about getting behind women in a grocery line (Ahem!), Pearls Before Swine has a good one today on People Ahead of You Who Take Too Long. It’s a guy in this one. Either Wiley didn’t want to tick off his female readers, or even a Sunday strip is too short for her to rifle through her purse.

doing business as usual….don’t bother me with the facts….don’t you wear glasses?

Tut wanted a room with a view!!!

If this was Mythtickle the hieroglyph would mean something!

How could you miss it? It was labeled and numbered and all that…..