Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 26, 2012

For some of us it would be a Hoveround!

Makes me want to put a mobile over my bed with dangling beer bottles instead of toys.

Rat’s gotta drink fast, or his beer will get warm. That thing needs a cooler.

The squeeky wheel gets the Bud.

Rat, it’s so you!

Is the next step an adult diaper?

I no longer feel the urge to break Stephan’s fingers. Now I want to sit around drinking beer.

Do they make those in adult size?

It would seem to beg for a nanny, to keep your walker loaded with fresh, cold brewskies. Maybe Pig can be your nanny, Rat!

Rat get’s ********** he’s going to be jumping up and down in that thing yelling and screaming and trying to get at whoever ************* him off. And as this is Rat, that thing will break. Then it’ll be useless to him.

And he can’t fall down!

Hmmm, funny, by your comment of a reason to exist you are saying there was no reason for you to be born. You were a baby yourself at one time, as were we all.

F6F5Hellcat, according to at least one significant other, I’m a big baby when I get sick….

Somehow I don’t think this is the kind of use the maker had in mind.

Ha! Mention beer and everybody writes a comment…

its so funny how pastis is against selling out, yet he has ads all over this page

This is not a “troll” topic. This is real. Humanity hit 7 billion in the last few months. 8 billion a decade from now. Human population has tripled in the last 60 years.Mixed among the root causes of every single major global problem that confronts humanity . . . lies overpopulation.

Would that just be a cage?

Great idea! Especially when your drunk butt pees, vomit then pass out! I live in Gainesville, Fl and can tell you first hand the students here on weekends can use that thing!

Funny!

Trolls troll because they need attention and they have learned it’s easier to get negative attention than it is to get positive attention. But then again, this one — jukeofurl — does it to heat up the conversation..That’s what I think anyway.

For too many who do drink, often excessively, they do begin to act like babies. Babies have a valid excuse, not so much the older ones.

No. But it needs a sign then. “Cartoon Rat” Keep hands and wallets clear of cage.

I want one of those

Now that is a great one. Practical for Rat.

“And if we stop producing off-spring the human race will become extinct.”Did I say anything about ‘stopping having offspring’? Why do some folk automatically go “all-or-nothing”?What is so crazy about just cutting back some?Maybe people who can barely afford to raise two children should stop at one. Is this a radical suggestion?Oh, and by the way, at the moment, there is nearly 0% chance of the human race “going extinct”.

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So that’s why some babies look so happy!