Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 12, 2012

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    kittenpah  almost 12 years ago

    A testament to optimism. How can she say no?

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Maybe he’ll take a bullet between the eyes for an answer.

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    palos  almost 12 years ago

    I think she was subtly asking him to buy her a drink.

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    Arianne  almost 12 years ago

    Kinda puts a new twist on slow and steady… doesn’t he?

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    revisages  almost 12 years ago

    “what do you really want to drink?”

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    thirdguy  almost 12 years ago

    She looks great from the back, and he looks bad from the front. They should be perfect together!

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    SoItBegins~  almost 12 years ago

    He’s wining about it!

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    PICTO  almost 12 years ago

    Always the bat boy and never the batter.

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    wicky  almost 12 years ago

    That really is a hugh honker.

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    hcr1985  almost 12 years ago

    I had a similar encounter once…it wasn’t until I threatened him with mace that he got the message.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    “….And yo.ur wine has a pleasant bouquet….a faint scent of almond”…To tell you the truth, I think he already nose the answer. Take nose as an answer buddy!

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 12 years ago

    Exactly…no means no. When the male persists sometimes he gets his way simply for nagging, but then there could be a heck of a price to pay later…

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    tigre1  almost 12 years ago

    He’s GOT to have had lots of messages about THAT before from her.

    But he’s a masochist, what’re you gonna do?

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    gjsjr41  almost 12 years ago

    I wonder if he’s related to Eno.

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    chiantilee  almost 12 years ago

    Just Walk away.

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    Dtroutma  almost 12 years ago

    Rejection rhinoplasty.

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    neeeurothrush  almost 12 years ago

    2 letters1 syllable0 ambiguity

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    dabugger  almost 12 years ago

    some never learn….good thing for her and rest of us…

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    Oddly enough, my wife said No twice before she said Yes. Thirty years later, still going strong. As long as the guy is not a creep, a little persistence can be appreciated. Some women test guys like that. Of course, such a thing does not apply to the bar setting. Maybe this guy likes to snort martinis!

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    Femmesq  almost 12 years ago

    He’s just a SALESMAN, for Pete’s sake – LOL

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    infernal optimist

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    A few women friends I haven’t seen in a long time, but knew well in the past, have asked me,,“Remember that time when we were..(interesting situation) why didn’t we..?” When I say, “Well, you said no…”, they get kind of a funny look on their face. Guess they didn’t think “no” meant NO FOREVER! to nice guys. Some have told me nice guys weren’t their cup of tea when they were young……ahh, life…

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    NightGaunt, good point…

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Well, considering where her foot might be, he is right to think so.

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    Victor the Crab  almost 12 years ago

    And then her massively built, meatheaded boyfriend walks in to fistblast Mr. Bignose’s face in until he has no teeth and his nose and cheeckbones are all caved in.

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