Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 06, 2013

And if it’s a ridiculous scenario, call your agent.

Don’t let it get close enough to bite.

Da EatsEggs, made to order or egg beatersSausage, pepper bacon, Canadian bacon and/or ham (pork or turkey)Huevos Rancherospan fried potatoes, hash brownsgrits, oatmeal & Honey Nut Cheerios!Bush’s baked beans & vegetarian beanstoast (white bread or wheat), bagels & cream cheese, jams & jelliesCinnamon bunsassorted kolachesfresh fruitPop TartsKFC or Popeyes fried chickenBlues Brothers special: Jakes 4 Fried Chickens and a coke and Elwood’s dry white toastBeveragesDoc Toon’s WORLD FAMOUS NUCLEAR COFFEE (small, medium, large & fill your own tub)Alain’s Starbright’s Divine CocoMochaassorted juices & teasassorted soft drinks, especially PEPSI!SweetsMonsieur Felix & Mr. Norton Cookies (The best cookie you have ever had):Vanilla White Chocolate, Menage a Trois, Pralines & Cream, Ebony & Ivory, Milk Chocolate Chunk, Caramelt, Oatmeal & Raisin, Double Chocolate Chunk, Dark Chocolate Chunk, AmarettoSelected ice creams & ice cream floats!New York Style CheesecakeRoot beer, PEPSI & other floatsAnything and everything Chocolate for Ooops! and other chocoholicsEat Hearty, Tribe!

Good Morning TRIBE! It’s the first day without it hitting 100 degrees here. Woo Hoo!

Good Morning, Everyone,

Wow! Our heat wave is broken as well!!! It only got up to 86, and WAY down to 52 during the night!!! Hurray!

Cooler in Darkest Saskatchewan, too. But I love the heat; and if I ever start thinking that I don’t, I just think of -48 and suddenly the heat is lovely again.

Reality TV is half real—it’s TV. Reality is the least of what it shows.

♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪

I’ll have Huevos Rancheros and DWFNC. Thanks Grog.

I have the scream down but not sure of the other two.

Enjoy your vacation Doc.

To those who it applies to:

Fresh picked peaches (from local orchard). Tomatoes and cucumbers right out of the back yard, now available on the buffet. Enjoy!

Thanks Saucy!

Saucy’s saucy peaches, with a very saucy sauce!