The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 13, 2015

Transcript:

Boone: I have to say Dusty, this Facial Hair Appreciation Night you've proposed is exciting. Dusty: Ah know. It reminds me of a time pack in the '50s when I wandered into a cannibals convention in Boise... Boone: How'd you escape? Dusty: They claimed they didn't like their food "so bitter". Hurt ma feelin's a bit. Boone: Could've been worse. Dusty: But ah'm a tender soul! Boone: And tender everywhere else!