Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 25, 2014
Transcript:
From: Guy Masters To: Tracy "What's this? A Valentine's day package from Guy Masters?" "Guy Masters is like the cutest guy in school. Why is he sending me a Valentine's day package?" "Oh, quit asking dumb questions. He likes you, girl! He really likes you!!" "You realize you're going to burn for this." "It's so worth it."
You say that now, but when you’re tied to a fencepost and Tracy pulls out the matchbook you’ll sing a different tune.