Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 10, 2010
August 09, 2010
August 11, 2010
Transcript:
Alice: I'm worried about Petey. He's having a playdate with some "friend" he barely even knows. Dill: Petey is? Alice: Petey has the social skills of a small, wet teething cracker. He's bound to get into trouble - Kevin: GAH. Alice: I'm also worried about Kevin, who seems incapable of folding a paper hat that'll fit his big bucket head without falling apart. Dill: I like small, wet teething crackers. Kevin: DARN.
I tried to make a pirate hat out of today’s newspapers and it didn’t work. The older newspapers were wider so the hat had a narrow turned-up brim and was big enough to fit anyone. Now they just come out small and silly with a wide brim. Not good.