Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 30, 2012
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Dark side of the horse Sine: The view is beautiful! Yeah well, except for that logo up there. Part of the deal... what would Abraham Lincoln say if he were alive today? Sine: Gee... My oh my, that horsey is talking! and he's talking about me! HA! Or..."I'm over 200 years old! It's a miracle! "The grim reaper must've forgotten where I live! Sine: Ha! My cell produce abnormal levels of telomerase" sine: Huh? "which functions to length the shortened chromosomal ends" Sine: So you think Lincoln would have learned biogerontology in his old age? Sure! You live and you learn... Sine: Be excellent to each other!
I wrote a happier punchline on Oct 2. It used to read: “John Wilkes Booth was a lousy shot”…