Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 05, 1987
Transcript:
Mark: Oral Roberts death watch, you're on the air! Caller: Yeah, I agree we shouldn't cave in to god's ultimatums. Otherwise, where's it gonna stop? If we pay $4.5 million to save Roberts, next thing you know, we'll be coughing up $5 million for Woody Allen or $10 million for Jerry Garcia. It could just get out of hand, you know? I mean, how much do you suppose god could get for someone like Vanna White? Mark: God only knows. Caller: Exactly! He'd have us over a barrel!