Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 10, 1996
Transcript:
Mark: Okay, we have time for one more call! Well, we appreciate your comments, caller! Caller: No problem, man! Good luck to you two... everyone wishes you the best - although I must admit, we're all going to miss Neil! Chase: Um... who's this Neil everyone keeps mentioning? Mark: Neil? He's nobody. Chase: What do you mean, nobody? Mark: Exactly that - he doesn't exist! I didn't have anyone in my life, so I invented him. Chase: And you didn't think I needed to know this? Mark: For crying out loud, Chase, what's to know? Chase: Already with the evasions! Mark: What, I can't even date myself?