Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 01, 2012

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Congressman: And I further pledge to sign all pledges. Reporter: Good evening. Over the past year, in a headlong flight from independent thought and judgment GOP lawmakers have rushed to sign special interest pledges locking in their positions on everything from taxes to abortion to spending caps. Competitions has been fierce, but today, Rep. Bob Bumfender became the first lawmaker to sign pledges covering every issue before Congress! In a somber ceremony on Capitol Hill with pledge enforcer Grover Norquist... Bumfender formally surrendered his manhood. Norquist: Thanks, Bob... I''ll take good care of that!