Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 13, 2013

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True, false or really really false: T F (RRF) The hip bone connected to the trombone connected to the cornpone T F (RRF) The official currency of Macedonia is the Yugo T F (RRF) Mycology is the study of famous people named Mike T F (RRF) Gas gives you Brussels sprouts T F (RRF) The R on the gearshift stands for Rocket-speed T F (RRF) Grapefruits are easily flushed T F (RRF) Mozart was born in Rachmaninoff T F (RRF) A cookie with no charge is a fig neutron T F (RRF) The Great Depression really was great T F (RRF) The Inuit have 100 words for snow and one of them is "humptydiddy" T F (RRF) The Constitution says it's cheating to mime a filibuster T F (RRF) The Mona Lisa "smile"? Brussels sprouts T F (RRF) Galileo's troubles began when he said the world revolved around that guy from U2 T F (RRF) Everybody wants to hear about that strange dream you had last night T F (RRF) Charles Dickens' real name was Written McAwesome T F (RRF) American citizens can use the restroom at any Public Radio station T F (RRF) If no one saw you eat it, then you didn't eat it T F (RRF) The French and Indian War nearly destroyed Bombay T F (RRF) Dogs know exactly why they bark at the UPS truck T F (RRF) Of course it's OK to text during class Girl: I say he was exploiting our aptitude for pattern recognition. Frazz: I say just catch his drift and enjoy the perfect score.