Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 26, 2008
Transcript:
Scrappy Lad: Now that I'm a bad boy, Moxie will like me! Hamhock: Except, y'know, Moxie likes Ralston. Scrappy Lad: Ralston?? He's not a bad boy! Hamhock: Exactly. Scrappy: I'm way more of a bad boy than him! Hamhock: Yeah, and she likes him! Get it? Scrappy Lad: But he's not a bad boy!! Hamhock: I think you're confusing "bad" and "dumb"...