Matt Bors for September 10, 2015

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First, the gays came for the county clerks and I did not speak up because I was not a county clerk. Then they came for the cake bakers and I did not speak up because I like cakes at gay weddings. Then they legalized man-dog marriage, which to be honest is weird and not at all my thing, but okay. THEN they forced all heterosexuals into labor camps (along with cats). That I did not see coming. Wish I would have said something!