Monty by Jim Meddick for September 07, 2009
Transcript:
Monty says, "Hey Gretch, I want you to meet my new girlfriend, Judith." Judith says, "Hi Gretch." Gretchen says, "Pardon?" Monty says, "Oh?um, Judith's in the habit of speaking quietly because she works as a librarian." Gretchen says, "Say?I've always wanted to ask a librarian...do you ever get really frustrated at work...and want to shout and go arrg! But you can't?" Judith says, "Well occasionally I do get rather irritated, but I've never felt the need to resort to verbal outbursts." Gretchen says, "I'll take that a 'No.'"