Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 29, 2008
Transcript:
Hansel: Hey... vot's dat in za scary voods? *Gasp* It looks like it's made of... Gretel: Candy! Witch: Go ahead and eat as much as you want! It's good for you! Joe: ... But the house was actually made of tofu! So the wicked vegan was arrested for building code violations and culinary assault. Danae: Well... it lacks the edginess of the original, but I kinda like it.