Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 06, 2013
January 05, 2013
January 07, 2013
Transcript:
Danae: Woo-hoo! It snowed overnight! Lucy: Great! Then we should stay in bed and watch TV all day. Danae: No... fresh snow makes it a good day to try tracking a sasquatch! Lucy: Oh... of course. How silly of me... Ok, I don't see any big foot tracks... let's go home now. Danae: No... this just might confirm my theory that sasquatches have learned to avoid detection by traveling up trees! Lucy: Or maybe they're aliens using anti-gravity belts! Danae: Ok, now you're just making fun o f me. Lucy: Heh-heh... moi? Danae: Hmm... but now that I think of it some more... Lucy: *Sigh* Sasquatch 1: Whoa... that was close. Sasquatch 2: Yeah... too close. Danae: Wait... did you hear something? Lucy: Yes... the TV tellin us to go home and watch it.
Let me get this straight. The horse is really just a stuffed animal. So Lucy didn’t really ride him out into the snow. So the bigfoots were imaginary as well. I think the whole episode is in Lucy’s mind and she never even got out of bed. This just shows how a bunch of Liberals can get together, make something up, and follow each other through all its twists and turns right over the cliff, just like a pack of lemmings.