Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 24, 2015

Transcript:

Sign on podium: Warning Center Jeffrey: Uh...what's this about, Danae? Danae: I'm dedicating myself to the selfless realm of crisis awareness. Jeffrey: Ok...aware about what? Danae: Any and all possibilities of impending doom. Jeffrey: Such as...? Danae: Such as a......MONKEY STAMPEDE! Jeffrey: What? Where?! Wait...that's not a warning......That's just inciting panic by shouting an imaginary crisis. Danae: I call it a heads-up on the unexpected. And admit it...you hoped it was real. Jeffrey: Whatever. I think you were born for this era. Danae: Thank you, Jeffrey! Jeffrey: That's not a compliment. Danae: In that case, I've got a real warning...