Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 09, 2014
Transcript:
verne: oo! they added stoppage time. rj: What? Verne: The clock doesn't stop in soccer, so they add a few minutes at the end for injuries and fouls. rj: and then it ends when the extra time runs out? Verne: sort of...not really...the referee has discretion to end it when..you know...he...sometimes, he... verne: I swear, they're not making this up as they go along! RJ: You know nothing, jon snow.
You know why soccer will NEVER catch on here?:
1. No DEFINITE end time to build suspense.
2. No commercial break time.
3. Low scores and ties settled by,“Shoot-Outs”.
4. Foreigners are BETTER AT IT than us!