Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 07, 2014
Transcript:
verne: I don't care what you say. I like my new glasses. rj: fine. you want to ruin your health, go right ahead. ruin my....? The weight of glasses on the nose has been shown to stretch the corpus oblongata lobe, triggering auditory hallucinations. verne: you made that up! RJ: look how smart verne looks, everyone! animals: Ooooo....ahhhhh... verne: Really? That's...wait, what? rJ: jedi mind scrambler.
What you talkin’ ‘bout, RJ? I’ve been wearing glasses for years, and my corpus oblongata still isn’t any longer.