Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 18, 2014
Transcript:
verne: This is your christmas tree? RJ: It's an I-tree.... rj: same as a real tree, except it's super expensive, touch-enabled, makes calls and texts and has voice command. rj: I-tree does santa wear boxers or briefs? neither...santa goes commando. he doesn't like anything between him and his santa suit. rj: I did not know that. verne: Same as a real tree.
Commando? Santa paints his face and carries an assault rifle?