Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 21, 2014
Transcript:
hammy: verne, how can santa make presents for all the good kids everywhere? verne: The elves in santa's workshop make... rj: There are no elves. verne: RJ, this is hammy we're talking to... rj: All the elves were laid off this year. verne: laid off. rj: Replaced by a 3-d printer. the fat man picked one up at workshop depot. verne: Wait. really? really... elf: ...25 years of putting jack in the box and for what?? elf: you gonna finish that cheet-o? RJ: just a few more victims of disintermediation. elf: Why are we still wearing these curliecue shoes? elf? This is why. hammy: Gross!
Do your toes curl?