Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 16, 2016
Transcript:
time to update your phone... rj: but I don't want to. then i'll remind you every 15 seconds until you do, and there's nothing you can do to stop me....verne: meet the new overlord. rj: same as the old overlord. sigh.... click! welcome! before updating, please agree to the 738 page terms of agreement, which you won't read but probably should... since we may use your immortal soul as collateral for a loan from the bank of hell. 17 hours later.. verne: how's your soul? rj: fine. but on page 513, they do reserve the right to snicker at any embarrassing private photos involving nudity or carrot top. hammy: deal breaker!
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