Pat Oliphant for September 08, 2009

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Girl: Gran-daddy, what's a liberal? Man: A liberal is a lazy, good-for-nothing layabout! A no-good scum-sucking red! In short, a socialist! A free-loading give-it-all-away who thinks everyone has a goddam right to be healthy! A do-gooder bleeding-heart Socialist! Well, there's haves and there's have nots, and that's the proper order of things, and I've got mine, Jack! Girl: Are we liberals, gran'daddy? Man: I know what you're up to, you little Communist - you're trying to collect your inheritance early! Punk: Ask him what's a heart attack.