Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 05, 1964
Transcript:
Linus watches tv. Lucy comes up and says, "Switch channels!"<BR><BR> Linus ignores Lucy.<BR><BR> Lucy says, "I said, 'Switch channels!' I want to watch my program!!"<BR><BR> Linus replies, "Are you kidding? What makes you think you can just walk right in here and take over?"<BR><BR> Lucy makes a fist and says, "These five fingers . . . individually they're nothing, but when I curl them together like this into a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold!"<BR><BR> Linus trembles and says, "Which channel do you want?"<BR><BR> Lucy sits down to watch tv. Linus sighs.<BR><BR> Linus looks at his fingers and says, "Why can't you guys get organized like that?"<BR><BR>
Because you’re afraid of a girl!