Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 18, 1988
Transcript:
Snoopy stands on the pavement as Charlie Brown, holding a bag, walks down the steps from the house towards him asking, "All set?"<BR><BR> They stand on the curb by the bus-stop, light-pole, trash can, and mailbox.<BR><BR> They walk down the lane.<BR><BR> They stop by a building and Charlie Brown turns to Snoopy. He says, "I have to go into school now, you can wait for me out here if you want...."<BR><BR> Snoopy stands in the playground, looking at the swing.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown sits at his desk in class, writing.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown watches as Snoopy, on the swing, swings back and forth pass the classroom's window.<BR><BR> He leans back as Linus leans forward and whispers to him, "Pss, Charlie Brown...the teacher asked you if you have any questions..."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown replies to the teacher, "Yes, Ma'am...why can't I have a normal dog like everyone else?"<BR><BR>
Because it wouldn’t be as funny!