Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 21, 1989
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Linus sit at their desks in class. Charlie Brown says, "I think our teacher is in love . ." Linus replies, "I was afraid of that . . ."<BR><BR> Linus continues, "I've always hoped that she'd wait until I grew up, and then marry me . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown asks, "How would you support her?" Linus answers, "We could live off her retirement pay."<BR><BR>
So Linus just has a thing for teachers in general, huh? (Miss Othmar before, Miss Halverson – or whoever – now.)