Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2007
Transcript:
"What's the matter with you, neighbor Bob?" "My girlfriend left me... she said I'm not tall enough or strong enough or smart enough." "Hey, to heck with her, Bob.. it's what's in here that counts." "Aww, thank you, Rat... I guess I do have a pretty decent heart." "Heart?... I thought that's where you kept your wallet." "Never mind."
Why does Neighbor Bob seem to keep changing his look