Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 29, 2009
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Transcript:
Larrt says, "Who at front door?" Patty says, "Some religious folk saying 'God loves us.' They wanted to know if they could come inside and talk to us." Larry says, "Ha! Dey really tink dere is people who would let dem in house juss 'cause dey say 'God love you'?" Patty says, "Yeah. Lots. Why?" Larry says, "God love you."
I mean I personally will have an audio tape of a shotgun cocking hidden somewhere on my stoop that I will play when salespeople and Jehovah’s witnesses come to my door once I move out. Needless to say, I won’t let them in