Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, almost 2 years ago

    Arthur: I shouldn’t have green salad?
    Cow: I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I hope no one orders the fresh pork.

  3. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, almost 2 years ago

    Shades of ‘Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy’.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    re: bilan

    That is a classic.

    Cow: something off the shoulder perhaps? Braised in a white wine sauce?

    Arthur: Er, your shoulder?

    Cow: of course. No one else’ is mine to offer. May I interest you in my liver? It should be very rich and tender by now; I’ve been force-feeding myself for months.

    Arthur: glass of water, please…

  5. rained123

    rained123 said, almost 2 years ago

    Nobody can eat a animal, that had a name….

  6. firedome

    firedome said, almost 2 years ago


    in the mini-series, peter davison of doctor who played the cow…

  7. Wieswald

    Wieswald said, almost 2 years ago

    Advice to Fred: DON’T PANIC and alway have your towel.


  8. thebird55

    thebird55 said, almost 2 years ago

    If you are going to discuss The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, you should start at the beginning.

    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

  9. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago


    So long and thanks for all the fish :-)

    Sorry couldn’t resist

  10. Arianne

    Arianne said, almost 2 years ago

    Right, said Fred. I’m too sexy for your grill.

    He’s better read than dead.

  11. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago


    If you’re going to write a book, don’t destroy the earth in the first chapter.

  12. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, almost 2 years ago


    That’s what made the book interesting …

    On a similar note … apparently the BBC posted a story yesterday (April 1) claiming the Earth had been destroyed and the correspondent was reporting from the afterlife …

  13. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    ‘Mostly harmless.’
    ‘Mostly harmless?’
    ‘Come on, I think that’s pretty good coverage for a disintegrated pile of rubble!’

  14. BlueJayRobin

    BlueJayRobin said, almost 2 years ago

    A tale that’s as if it was carved by Slartibartfast himself out of ivory voluntarily given up by herds of elephants who competed for the honor.

  15. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    “Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded yellow Sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly 93 Million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet who’s ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat
    That’s about the best description of man’s REAL place in the order of things that has EVER been written!
    Oh, and by the way…“Under NO ACCOUNT should you ever let a Vogon read poetry at you!”

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