Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 12, 2013
Transcript:
Zebra: Hey, Rat... I heard you have an imaginary friend named Bernie. That sounds so cute. Is that him in the set next to you? Rat: No. Zebra: Oh. So where is the l'il guy? Rat: In rehab for drug addiction. Zebra: Why is every conversation with you disturbing? Rat: Hey... at least he's getting help.
Rat should have a tattoo on his forehead that reads, “Do not disturb further.”