Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 14, 2013

Transcript:

Lemming 1: Okay, guys. Time to jump off the cliff and die. Anyone have any profound last words? Lemming 2: I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. Lemming 1: Whoa whoa whoa, Fred. You plagiarized that from Nathan Hale. At least come up with your own profound quote. Lemming 2: Me gonna go boom. Lemming 3: We shoulda let him plagiarize.