Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 17, 2014
Transcript:
Lemming 1: Okay, guys. I have an idea. Instead of all blindly jumping off this cliff like the lemmings that we are, what if instead we each choose to think for ourselves? Lemming 2: But that's scary. Lemming 1: Sure, it's scary, Phil. But the alternative is death. That's discouraging.
I remember when this strip was the funniest, edgiest thing on the comics page. I petitioned our local paper to start carrying it. Now it’s just another Garfield.