Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2014
April 06, 2014
April 08, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Pigita, I think we should break up. We don't have much in common. Pigita: How can you say that? Pig: Suppose we're lost in a snowstorm. We find shelter, but it is made of cheese. If we eat it, we die from the cold. What should we do? Pigita: We don't eat it. Pig: Wrong: We eat it and die happy. I just can't be with someone who doesn't prioritize cheese.
That necktie must be cutting off the flow of blood to Pig’s brain!