Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 11, 2016

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Poncho: Would you get another pet if I died? Chazz: Hm? I dunno. Maybe. Poncho: So! That's how fickle your love for me is! Chazz: What are you talking about? You know I love you dearly! Poncho: Ha! You're probably planning my demise right now! You've probably got a gerbil lined up with little "Poncho II" nametags and everything! Chazz: Poncho, don't be ridiculous! I could never replace you! You're a part of me, and you'll be with me forever! Poncho: Hm. Chazz: Would you get a new owner if I died? Poncho: A dog's gotta eat.