Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 28, 2014
October 27, 2014
October 29, 2014
Transcript:
Where do you keep your peanut free, no gluten zero trans fat, no artificial colors, chemical free vegan, cholesterol free dairy free no flavor, gender neutral Halloween candy?
Truth! I feel so sorry for the kids today. No real trick or treating ! They have to go to a mall, or some organized event with their helicopter parents hovering over their every move, examining every bit of candy, rationing it or portioning it out. We used to take pillowcases, go out for hours, & see how much loot we could collect in one night! People would decorate their homes without worrying about somebody suing them for their kid tripping over a crack in their sidewalk. All because of Liberalism & their political correctness. A pox on them all.
Truth! I feel so sorry for the kids today. No real trick or treating ! They have to go to a mall, or some organized event with their helicopter parents hovering over their every move, examining every bit of candy, rationing it or portioning it out. We used to take pillowcases, go out for hours, & see how much loot we could collect in one night! People would decorate their homes without worrying about somebody suing them for their kid tripping over a crack in their sidewalk. All because of Liberalism & their political correctness. A pox on them all.